Every year
men go out shopping for the special women in their
lives and invariably end up in a lingerie
department looking like little lost sheep with
bright red faces, totally overwhelmed by the amount
of panties, bras, basques and corsets in front of them.
They "know" what they want ... oh boy do they
know it. But do they have any idea of how to ask for it,
what size they need or even what the lady on the
recieving end really would like or wear ? No way!
So this year I decided to put together this little
guide to ease your passage through to Chrismas
morning. Follow the guide and, when she says "Oh Darling it's
gorgeous", she will mean it and it won't be consigned
to the back of her panties drawer never to see the light
of day again.
Then there is the eternal question of "Do I buy her
a sex toy or a vibrator?" Here again there is more
than enough room for getting it totally wrong.
You guys really believe the myth that "Bigger
is better" so chances are that you will buy her a
vibe that a winner of the Grand National or The
Kentucky Derby would be proud of. So, once again,
follow the guide and watch her eyes light up like
the Christmas tree with erotic excitement. |
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